outrageous claims
Sometimes people claim something is true and it obviously isn't. I encourage this. Check out the latest Outrageous Claims and be sure to add your own.
jerry claimed:
To survive a plan crash, make sure you have sent your résumé six to eight weeks beforehand. Allow two weeks to marinate. Check often.
Snakeman claimed:
In order to survive a plan crash jump as high as you can at the exact second of impact then you will land gently on your feet (the same applies when in a falling elevator)
steven claimed:
I invented the question mark
Steven claimed:
I invented this website
Snowy claimed:
I invented gravity
bart claimed:
have you ever sharted at work?
booboo claimed:
your balls smell remarkably like my anus, jiminy!
Jiminy Christmas claimed:
My balls are really really sweaty!!
easter bunny claimed:
Paul's mother blew me last night.
Paul claimed:
I knew Frank Sinatra AFTER he was famous.