adam's stache
How old is your mustache?
Three weeks in utero as a goatee. One day as a mustache.
If your mustache could talk, what would it say?
"10-4, good buddy!"
Whose mustache does your mustache look up to?
Goose Gossage
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How does your mustache describe itself?
Kindhearted, but not completely together.
What is your mustache's favorite movie?
Smokey and the Bandit